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"Time Trek" Theme
01:04
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Time Trek, thru space and thru time;
High-tech makes travel sublime.
If you take this Time Trek with me, dear,
I will show you people with strange ears.
Time Trek, at Warp Factor 12;
You can't trek thru time by yourself,
But if you take this Time Trek with me, you'll see
That Time Treks are tons of fun!
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Death of a Klingon
01:05
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You'd best put your black veil and your Starfleet class ring on,
So that you may mourn a brave young Klingon.
There can be no more tragic occasion to sing on
Than the death of a noble young Klingon.
A young Klingon…a brave Klingon…
Kling, gone.
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Fight Theme #1
00:36
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Mind Meld
01:05
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Space Babe
00:39
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Cloning-Lab Lullaby
00:18
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Disclone
00:16
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Clonie, clonie,
Go ahead and ride that pony, pony,
Mothin' 'bout your moves be phony, phony,
Makin’ all the chicky-poos moany, moany,
Funky-ass pointy-eared clonie!
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Romulan Globule Creature
01:39
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If you are new to Romulus,
Then let me be your teacher,
'Cause there's one thing we must discuss:
The Romulan Globule Creature.
They come in red or purple;
And both are just as bad.
They'll give your brains a slurple,
Then eat your mom & dad.
If you're caught, then you'd
Best accept that you're screwed;
Soon you'll be RGC-food.
Whether you're brave or break down and sob, you'll
Be devoured shortly;
You're gonna make that Romulan Globule
Creature nice 'n' portly.
So finalize your will
And settle your affairs,
'Cause here comes death in the form of
Living bean-bag chairs.
If you'd like a pass
(There's just one chance),
Find and kick its ass.
But -- where's its ass?
It has no ass!
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Fight Theme #2
00:31
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Merriest Boy at the Ball
00:21
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Tra la-la la-la
I'm the merriest boy at the ball
Fa la-la la-la
I'm the prettiest lad of them all...
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A Panther Is Worse
00:54
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A mammoth is bad; a panther is worse.
A mammoth's inconvenient but a panther is a curse.
When there's a panther there's no answer,
Like a cancer you can't cure.
Your heart is pure, but you're doomed for sure.
They're very fond of devouring blondes.
A tribal leader is even sweeter;
For this man-eater he's Panther Chow.
But, thank God, the Captain and George Barrows are here now.
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Now Now Now Now #1
00:11
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Anigavoid Attack!
00:51
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Better hope you never face Anigavoid Attack.
At all costs, avoid Anigavoid and send it back.
Sigmund Freud would tell you that Anigavoids are wack,
Symbolizing fear of what girls have & what boys lack.
HE: Take the first sex letters of 'Anigav—'
SHE: Don't you mean the first six letters?
HE: Yeah, the first six letters, try to reverse 'em, & if ya don't muff it, then you'll see!
A porn spoof called Flesh Gordon featured a huge Penisaurus;
Our Anigavoid ain't so sublime
But it's here now, demanding equal time.
Whether the Anigavoid is smooth and fully shaved,
Or it's wild and wooly, either way just pray you're saved.
Thus ends our 'Anigav Monologue' with some relief:
Thank your lucky stars at least it has no teeth!
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Now Now Now Now #2
00:12
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Music: Richard LaValliere
Performed by the Oil Tasters: Richard LaValliere, Caleb Alexander, and Guy Hoffman
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Long, Strange Trek
00:23
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Sound-Bite Stew
00:51
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Music: Richard LaValliere
Performed by Richard LaValliere
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Dedication Shot
00:11
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Bye, Now
00:06
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Richard LaValliere, Paul McComas and Maya Kuper Milwaukee, Wisconsin
With never-before-heard Richard LaValliere originals, choice excerpts from classic Oil Tasters songs, and much more, this SoundTrek album sets the mood for Paul McComas' quirky Star-Trek-inspired film "No-Budget Theatre 8: Time Trek." The movie and the soundtrack album are dedicated to Richard's memory, with all proceeds benefiting his favorite charity: the Humane Society of Wisconsin. ... more
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