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  • Immediate download of 35-track album in the high-quality format of your choice (MP3, FLAC, and more), plus unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.

    "While trekking through these tracks, you're sure to be impressed with Richard's sound and rhythm … and before you know it, the gypsy's gonna get ya -- she sure got me!” -- Craig Rosen, frontman for the Static Disruptors
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    "Mystery Science Theater 3000 meets Man or Astro-man? Ironic nerd-punk that is sure to entertain!" -- Holly Trasti, frontwoman for Holly & the Nice Lions
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    “Picture this: Captain Picard drops acid and takes the holodeck to late-’60s Waikiki. On the virtual beach, Mr. Sulu is helping Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Uhura into their grass skirts for hula lessons with a Klingon gypsy. Some ensign in a red shirt is about to go surfing. Wesley’s blasting far-out music on a transistor radio. That music is the weird and wonderful Time Trek SoundTrek. Live long, and stay groovy!" -- Kim Hah, frontwoman for The Daves
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    An irreverent and inventive "Star Trek" send-up, TIME TREK began production in the summer of 1976, when a ragtag crew of 14-year-olds in Milwaukee wielded their Standard 8 film camera in an earnest homage to The Original Series.
    Decades later, original writer/director Paul McComas unearthed his old footage and augmented it with new scenes and a 100% new soundtrack -- this time, with Milwaukee punk legend Richard LaValliere (Oil Tasters) along for the Trek. The resulting 48-minute film is the 8th installment in McComas' long-running, multi-award-winning "No-Budget Theatre" series -- and it's the late LaValliere's final work as composer, musician, and actor.
    This 35-track album boasts numerous never-before-heard Richard LaValliere originals and excerpts from classic Oil Tasters cuts -- not to mention four new songs that mash up Richard's music with Paul's wacky lyrics, belted out by singer Maya Kuper (who also engineered, and, with Paul, co-produced the SoundTrek). Boldly going beyond the LaValliere tracks, "Sound-Bite Stew" gives listeners a sonic taste of the movie, while Paul's performances on tracks like "Mind Meld" and "Space Babe" show what happens when the DIY aesthetic meets unabashed Trekkie love.
    "No-Budget Theatre 8: Time Trek" -- and this SoundTrek album -- are dedicated to Richard's memory, with all proceeds benefiting his favorite charity: the Humane Society of Wisconsin.
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    Get the soundtrack CD plus the movie DVD! This 2-disc set includes a DVD of the 48-min. film "No-Budget Theatre 8: Time Trek" -- Richard LaValliere's final work as a composer, musician and actor -- PLUS a 35-track audio CD with all the music you hear here, complete with liner notes. All proceeds from this limited-edition 2-disc CD/DVD set benefit the Humane Society of Wisconsin.

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In loving memory of my badass “big brother,” Richard. - Paul McComas

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released 09 May 2013

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Richard LaValliere, Paul McComas and Maya Kuper Milwaukee, Wisconsin

With never-before-heard Richard LaValliere originals, choice excerpts from classic Oil Tasters songs, and much more, this SoundTrek album sets the mood for Paul McComas' quirky Star-Trek-inspired film "No-Budget Theatre 8: Time Trek." The movie and the soundtrack album are dedicated to Richard's memory, with all proceeds benefiting his favorite charity: the Humane Society of Wisconsin. ... more

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Track Name: "Time Trek" Theme
Time Trek, thru space and thru time;
High-tech makes travel sublime.
If you take this Time Trek with me, dear,
I will show you people with strange ears.
Time Trek, at Warp Factor 12;
You can't trek thru time by yourself,
But if you take this Time Trek with me, you'll see
That Time Treks are tons of fun!
Track Name: Death of a Klingon
You'd best put your black veil and your Starfleet class ring on,
So that you may mourn a brave young Klingon.
There can be no more tragic occasion to sing on
Than the death of a noble young Klingon.
A young Klingon…a brave Klingon…
Kling, gone.
Track Name: Disclone
Clonie, clonie,
Go ahead and ride that pony, pony,
Mothin' 'bout your moves be phony, phony,
Makin’ all the chicky-poos moany, moany,
Funky-ass pointy-eared clonie!
Track Name: Romulan Globule Creature
If you are new to Romulus,
Then let me be your teacher,
'Cause there's one thing we must discuss:
The Romulan Globule Creature.
They come in red or purple;
And both are just as bad.
They'll give your brains a slurple,
Then eat your mom & dad.

If you're caught, then you'd
Best accept that you're screwed;
Soon you'll be RGC-food.

Whether you're brave or break down and sob, you'll
Be devoured shortly;
You're gonna make that Romulan Globule
Creature nice 'n' portly.
So finalize your will
And settle your affairs,
'Cause here comes death in the form of
Living bean-bag chairs.

If you'd like a pass
(There's just one chance),
Find and kick its ass.
But -- where's its ass?
It has no ass!
Track Name: Merriest Boy at the Ball
Tra la-la la-la
I'm the merriest boy at the ball
Fa la-la la-la
I'm the prettiest lad of them all...
Track Name: A Panther Is Worse
A mammoth is bad; a panther is worse.
A mammoth's inconvenient but a panther is a curse.

When there's a panther there's no answer,
Like a cancer you can't cure.
Your heart is pure, but you're doomed for sure.

They're very fond of devouring blondes.
A tribal leader is even sweeter;
For this man-eater he's Panther Chow.
But, thank God, the Captain and George Barrows are here now.
Track Name: Anigavoid Attack!
Better hope you never face Anigavoid Attack.
At all costs, avoid Anigavoid and send it back.
Sigmund Freud would tell you that Anigavoids are wack,
Symbolizing fear of what girls have & what boys lack.

HE: Take the first sex letters of 'Anigav—'
SHE: Don't you mean the first six letters?
HE: Yeah, the first six letters, try to reverse 'em, & if ya don't muff it, then you'll see!

A porn spoof called Flesh Gordon featured a huge Penisaurus;
Our Anigavoid ain't so sublime
But it's here now, demanding equal time.

Whether the Anigavoid is smooth and fully shaved,
Or it's wild and wooly, either way just pray you're saved.
Thus ends our 'Anigav Monologue' with some relief:
Thank your lucky stars at least it has no teeth!
Track Name: (I Don't Want to Be An) Encylopedia Salesman (excerpt) [We Are The Head]
Music: Richard LaValliere
Performed by the Oil Tasters: Richard LaValliere, Caleb Alexander, and Guy Hoffman
Track Name: My Ass Is Surfing [source for "Romulan Globule Creature"]
Music: Richard LaValliere
Performed by Richard LaValliere